Nettetpastor 219 views, 4 likes, 5 loves, 5 comments, 4 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Life Line Baptist Church, Little Rock: Sunday Morning Message from... NettetThis is an old joke by Emo Philips, once ranked as the funniest religious joke of all time: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too!

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